Press your tongue against the metal coil.
Consider yourself so electric.
Bat your lashes into the Chardonnay.
Hold eye contact for no less than 15 seconds.
Woo yourself into your own bed.
Assassinate the orchestra.
Stop kissing boys and/or girls for security.
Don’t worry about the next twelve hours.
Pull a wet song from the dryer
and wear it like a bow tie.
Clean your throat in style.
If your body is an heirloom,
leave it for your grandchildren
chipped, spit out, and dust bowled.
Give them something well-loved for Show and Tell.
Quit hating yourself so hard.
We are all monsters in makeup.
Fit your lips around the glass.
Burp the ABCs until you get to Heaven.